01/03/2002 Old hometown New Orleans is #20 on the new Fattest Cities List! Man, 1 - 19 got to be pounding back the deep fried twinkies to weigh-in bigger than the City That Care Forgot — where if it's good, we bread it, fry it, put a sauce on it, make it a double order and have a Barq's wit dat. (A side note: new hometown Long Beach, CA is #25 on the Fittest Cities List. The mayor is not sending me a commendation for my contribution this year. But tomorrow is another day!)